So. You're curious about
this exciting, new venereal disease too, huh? Well, before you
rush out to catch the "crab-fever" that's sweeping the
nation, here are some useful and interesting facts about our
little friends. A note to the readers: though some of the
following statements seem to be obvious gags we've thrown in for a
chuckle, others are life-threateningly important facts. See if you
can separate the facts from the fiction.